Tim Chitwood Do not use kitchen wipes on a baby or clog sewers flushing them down the toilet “Here we are, in the middle of a pandemic, trying to keep our social distance and not touch each other’s things, and one essential trip to the grocery store reveals the parking lot’s littered with biohazards.” April 27, 2020, 6:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Remember in these ‘uncertain times’ to practice ‘mindfulness’ until you get it right April 13, 2020, 6:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Removal of Broadway oaks sign of a bigger issue happening around the city, says Trees Columbus February 14, 2020, 2:49 PM
Tim Chitwood Why go out for Valentine’s Day when you can get some real puppy love for just $14? February 10, 2020, 1:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Not-scary hospital clowns come to Columbus to turn frowns upside-down January 27, 2020, 11:27 AM
Tim Chitwood Watch for Radical Lefts and Rights when driving in downtown Columbus on Friday nights January 20, 2020, 9:08 AM
Tim Chitwood Columbus residents running out of time to reach out and impact 2020 capital project survey January 13, 2020, 6:00 AM
Crime Happy new year from our fictional parody of a family holiday newsletter December 30, 2019, 6:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Have a fine time with Earl and Arlene and the ‘missed jury duty’ phone scam caller December 23, 2019, 6:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Boomers: Stop complaining when millennials say ‘no problem’ instead of ‘you’re welcome’ November 18, 2019, 11:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Warning: Do not feed the alligators downtown or use them to scare the tourists October 7, 2019, 6:00 AM
Tim Chitwood Leaving valuables in plain sight can lead to depressing and bothersome car break-ins September 16, 2019, 8:00 AM
Tim Chitwood ‘Meth gators’ possible in wake of Alabama ‘attack squirrel,’ police pulling leg post online
Crime Critical blood shortage comes with first days of summer, says the -meric-n Red Cr-ss June 16, 2019, 2:35 PM