Chris Johnson


Here comes sleep, no, here comes Jimmy Buffett, no, here comes that oop-oop song
Ah, napping in the Pontiac while mom gleefully waits in line to buy Elvis tickets
This wall has already been built, but who needs 200-plus inches of  Netflix films
I thought Kevin Bacon and Men Without Hats already settled this
Welcome to the grocery, we got fun and games ... as we head-bang down the aisles
Atlanta has a championship in a major sport. Seriously, soccer is now a major sport